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PAWS AT MY FEET AND WONDER!
Remarkable discovery made by archaeological doctor Ben G. Hager II, reveals the ancient wonder which is me. Y'all know a sphinx has a cat's paws, I reckon.
Well, anyhow, so much has happened here lately, I've been slow to post on my blog, but I tell y'all, I am covered up by demands and obligations, on top of more than 10,000 years of dust and crud and my nose gettin' knocked off by Turks doin' target practice! It's all due to my rapidly risin' fame and acclaim, and I ought to be grateful and I am, but dang it all, I'm wore out!
I've already told y'all I do most of my cuttin' up over on Facebook now, so if any of y'all are on Facebook or thinkin' of joinin' up, invite me to be your friend. The day I accept will be the best day of your life because you will then know you're hooked to a high-speed, long-tailed comet bound to leave traces of glory across the sky that future space-faring civilizations will exult to see.
Meanwhile, take a good long look at this verified artifact which proves how ancient and how venerable I am.
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