Thursday

Hagee the Horrible!!!

“All hurricanes are acts of God, because God controls the heavens,” John Hagee, a Texas-based evangelical pastor who leads the Christian Zionist movement in the United States, said after Katrina. “I believe that New Orleans had a level of sin that was offensive to God, and they are – were recipients of the judgment of God for that."

IT'S GEOLOGY, PEOPLE!!!

I'LL BEAT HIS AYSE!!!! I CAN'T STAND THAT SOB!!!

It's not ALL right-wing fundamentalist types, though. DON'T BLAME THEM FOR EVERYTHING!:


"During and after World War II, some Orthodox Jews attributed the murder of 6 million fellow believers to Jewish transgression. Many in that camp pointed a finger at Zionists, who they accused of trying to establish Israel too soon, before the Messiah’s return.

“There were groups that claimed this was divine punishment because there were no other theological options,” says Bernard M. Levinson, a Jewish studies professor at the University of Minnesota. “Their own piety made things difficult.”

More recently, one of Israel’s leading rabbis generated controversy for claiming that last year's devastating fire in the Jewish state - the worst in the country’s history – was divine retribution for Jews failing to observe the Sabbath."

All the above is from the article you can link to from the title. It's a real good article and short, too.

IT'S GEOLOGY, PEOPLE!!! IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU!!! KISS MY AYSE!!!

Wednesday

My Mystery Lover




Sundown, you better take care if I find you been sneakin' down my backstairs...

Tuesday

PAWS AT MY FEET AND WONDER!



Remarkable discovery made by doctor Ben G. Hager II, reveals how far back I go.

Thursday

POUT OUT!



How come this old hippo got a big hoedown for Respect for the Aged Day on September 22nd and this poor old widow woman didn't get so much as an email or a "howdy doody"?

Saturday

HOLD ONTO YOUR TEETH





The above is an artist's rendering of what I'll look like not too many years hence. Save yourselves now, while there's still time. This tale, told by a tooth, is straight from the horse's mouth.