Here's me way back when. Even as a young girl, I was doin' the Google. I was doin' the Google before it was invented. I had one of the very first laptops. Don't look at that little piece of my step-ins hanging out my britches leg, you naughty. I may look like I was hot to trot, but even then I was good to Choose Virtue. Leastways that's how I remember it.